You Might be a CrossFitter if….

By November 9, 2012 Features No Comments
  • If you proudly show off your skinned knees and don’t care that it makes you look like a whore…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you roll out of bed in the morning, realize that you can’t walk, and it makes you happy…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you show off the rips in your palms to people just to make them cringe…..you might be a CrossFitter
  • When the time you spend laying on the floor after the WOD takes longer than the WOD itself…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you get an urgent need to pee exactly ten seconds before the WOD starts…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you have ever had enough tape on your hands to hold a bad marriage together…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you have ever rolled around on a foam roller while saying “Who’s your daddy?”….you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you own five different tubs of protein powder and hate the taste of them all…..you might be a CrossFitter
  • When you can’t fix a leaky faucet but you can tape two lacrosse balls together like a boss…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you make your kids do “penalty burpees” for not cleaning their room…..you might be a CrossFitter
  • If you have ever screamed after using hand sanitizer…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you have ever texted someone a picture of the WOD times so they know you kicked their ass…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you don’t know who your congressman is but you know Rich Froning’s “Fran” time…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • Once you puke more than a 16 yr old girl with bulimia…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you can’t say “Fran” without also saying “I hate that bitch!”….you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you refer to dating fat people as “RXing”…..you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If when you have sex you get excited that you finished first then bump knuckles and say “Good work!”.…you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you take a nap you refer to it a 3 rounds of pillow hugs for time…
  • You complain about prices at Target but will gladly pay $60 for a tank top at Lululemon…
  • If you’ve ever shouted “No Rep!” during sex…you might be a CrossFitter.

Courtesy of :  http://www.jfwodfather.com/2012/11/you-might-be-crossfitter.html#!/2012/11/you-might-be-crossfitter.html

Have a great weekend!  See you tomorrow at B4B!!

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